Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Today was cool.

I really liked today. I went to SPSCC, saw some hot guys, hung out with some really cool people and got to eat lunch at the mall! AND I missed four periods of school. SCORE!

Okay, is it just me, or does it seem like about 99.9% of poetry is written in free verse? I mean, I've been reading some "award winning" poetry online lately, and all I could do was scream "WHY IN GOD'S HOLY FUCKING NAME WAS THAT GIVEN AN AWARD?!" The poem had no meter, had no rhyme scheme... it was basically prose that somebody had chopped up and spaced onto paper! ANYONE can write that! Granted, I shouldn't be judging what "real" poetry is, but still. It annoys me when people put alot of time and effort into their writing and receive the same amount of recognition as the poem that just yelled angrily and uses lots of connotative words. Grr... Contemporary writers sort of piss me off. I apploud them, of course, but I hate the mind set that you can throw something on paper and then publish it and the New York Times will proclaim it a best seller! Have you read some of these so-called best sellers? A lot of them SUCK. (Like Twilight... Stephanie Meyer should NOT have been so successful.)

Well, sorry for that short rant on writers. I just felt that I had to get that out. Oh, one more update! The Google Toolbar at the top doesn't give me money just by searches: you have to click on an ad on the search page (there will be a box with the ads). That's where the income comes from. I did a test run to figure that out! Woohoo!

Wait: there's one more thing. My sister (older sister!) is all like "Russell, why don't you have a boyfriend?" And I found that I couldn't answer her. But you know what: I'll date someone when I find a guy that I actually want to date! I don't want to settle: and I don't want my relationship to be crappy! But... I suppose TALKING to other males wouldn't hurt either. Hm... I don't know. I don't think it's THAT important... but, I guess I should try a little harder though. ;)

Monday, March 30, 2009

Good News and... Good news!

Woo! I'm super excited for tomorrow! It's like Christmas... or better! First, I get to miss half of school. Second, I get to have lunch at El Sarape's! (sp?) Third, I have Coconut Cream Pie for desert after Mexican food! YAYAYAYAYAAAAY! I'm super happy!

Oh, and another thing: I got me some sexy Calvin Klein undies! They are soooo sexy!! Thanks to Lydia and Paige, I have now officially taken my first step to becoming a world famous porn star!! JUST KIDDING! Well, if money get's tight I might... er... take up a job on the side, so to speak. But they are super cute! I love them! Hey, that gives me an idea for a new poll... check it out!

Hum ho, I'm watching Fox and the Hound (such a sad movie!) and Tod and Copper's relationship reminds me of a certain societal flaw:

Copper: I don't care if he's a fox! I want to be with him!
Chief: You'll never see the boy again!
Copper: Waaah!!
Tod(watching from bushes): *whispers* I love you Copper!

*later*

Copper: WE could get in big trouble for seeing each other...
Tod: I don't care. I like you.
Copper: I like you too. Let's be friends forever!
Tod: Er... just friends?
Copper: What do you mean?
Tod: Um... nothing. Scoot closer, it's starting to rain.
Copper: Okay. *moves closer* Is this good?
Tod: Mmmm... that's great.

*later*

Copper: Oh no! Chief is coming! You have to hide!
Tod: It's time they found out about US. I'm not scared of him!
Copper: WEll, I am! *shoves Tod under blanket*
Chief: Copper? What in tarnation are you doin' in there?
Tod: *under breath* Not what, more like who!
Copper: Shut up! Shut up! He's coming!

Anyway, that's the way I see it. I always thought Copper and Tod were adorable when I was little. Now I know why. ;)

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

AH!!!

Oh my GOD!! I was previewing my blog and I saw an ad that said "Meet sexy gays in your area!"

YES!!! I'm now hosting gay personals ads! My life's aspiration has been achieved. I'm so freakin' exited...

Oh, scroll down for another new post. And don't forget to vote on the poll if you haven't already!

This just in... I just saw a gay military ad! Technically, I'm not supposed to click on my own ads... but what if I'm legitimately interested in what the ad is offering? I mean, gay military men... so hard to resist! They're so stoic and tough... but on the inside they're sweet and sensitive!

And one more thing: I've added a google search bar to the site! I know, not that big of a deal, but if I'm talking about a game or something that you don't understand, now you can google it! (And, the search bar acts as an ad, so use it as often as you like!) Thanks for your support, oh seven or eight people who read! The search bar is at the top, under the "Search Blog" search bar.

In Response to the dating Conflict

Okay, just because someone isn't "intelligent" doesn't mean that they are stupid! It just means that they don't do physics or calculus (things that I don't plan on taking!). There is a little bit of grey area between "retard" and "genius", you know. However, Abbie Fulton pointed out something very important: I think that I have problems with smart who people who BRAG about it constantly. I mean, who wants to be with someone who is always talking about their 4.1 GPA? Not me. I dislike the arrogance and egosim that comes with an intelligent person. It's one thing to be proud if yourself for overachieving and overextending yourslef. It's a completely different thing when you rub your smarts into other people's faces. Finally, I'd like to say this: intelligence is important, but I place more value on traits like... like moral fiber, for lack of a better phrase. I'd rather date a "good" guy, as opposed to a "smart" guy. Oh! One more thing! Evelyn said something about sitting around drooling, if he isn't smart. Not true. I'd rather have a guy who wants to play "Left 4 Dead" with me (which is an awesome game, I might write about it later) or watch dumb chick flicks than sit around and discuss the socio-economic effects of the Korean War on Post-Fifties America. I just might start drooling, because that is BORRRRRING!

This will be a quick (I think) blurb on the A-bombs in Japan. I wanna get this out: I don't think that is was "right" for America to bomb Japan like that. The simultaneous deaths of thousands is never justifiable. I think we should have let them evacuate, or we should have warned them that we had a nuke, or we should have bombed a military installation instead of a civilian city. WE should have done something different. But, I really don't see any other logical choice. If we had assaulted Japan directly, HUNDREDS of thousands of people would have died, both Americans and Japanese. Diplomatic negotiations were useless: Japan had absolutely no intetntion of surrendering. They were going to fight until the very end. And there would have been countless casulties. And, to someone's comment on America entering the war (I think it was Anisa, but it could have been Evelyn or Kayla. I don't remember.), we were forced into conflict. We tried for almost ten years to keep our troops out of the firefights. True, we did offer significant aid to the Allies, but only supplies, not men. Japan attacked first (well, after we embargoed oil and steel. But what were we supposed to do? Give Hitler the supplies he needed to take over the world? I don't think so.). And you can't reason with madmen: Hitler wasn't about to abandon his scheme for world domination, just someone asked nicely. And you couldn't take the moral high ground here. "War isn't right. It's not right to be part of something that kills people." Sure, that sounds nice. But honestly, hoping that mankind will reach a permanent peace of any kind is pure sophistry. If we hadn't participated in WWII, Europe would have collaspsed. Britain might have lost as well. Then, it would have just been us, praying for peace, against three world powers. If America had lost itself in vaunted righteousness, forever doing the "right" thing, I don't think that all of us would be here. If we had held our noses high and pursued a path of moral correctness... things might have been horrible. Sometimes, the "right" thing to do requires a little moral flexibility. Thievery is wrong, but we still admire Robin Hood. "Spreading the wealth" is only fair to the poor, not to the rich, some of whom toiled and worked for their fortunes. It was not "right" to detonate those bombs. But I think that, in the long run, it saved more lives than frontal warfare, diplomatic attempts, and stubborn pacifism would have. Honestly, I think life would be easier if China ruled the world: if we all think and act the same, there wouldn't be any more war. But, then we wouldn't be human anymore, would we? Conflict is human. We argue, we fight, and we disagree. But this is not necessarily bad: through conflict and hardship, we grow. And I think that humanity has a lot of growing to do.

Geez, that was much longer than I thought it was going to be. I guess that's all for tonight.

OH! BIG NEWS! I MADE $0.38 TODAY! My first earnings for this blog! I'm so excited! I don't think know if I am allowed to say this but, if you get a chance, just click on an ad when you're done reading! It adds to my click count which gets money! (I think that's how it works...) It's quick, only takes a second (you're here anyways, why not get a laugh for clicking on the tatoo removal add?) and it helps me! Thanks a bunch for reading! I know there's only like five or six of you, but it still means a lot!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Real Stories??

Wow, I'd love to tell real stories, but I'm afraid my life is a tad mundane. Um.. The cute boy at school looked at me today...? Lame.

Well, I'm going to miss the WASL schedule. I got to see so many hot guys that I usually don't, and that kinda makes my day. What was that thing Mr. Schaefer said in class? "War makes strange bedfellows," right? Well, if that's the case, I might just have to enlist.

Okay, lately, Ive been having this strange attraction to men in business suits. Like, lawyers and office workers? The suits are just so measured and trim and... well fitting. The suits are tight enough so you can see the outline of their figure, but thick enough to leave the important parts to my imagination. Which is quite vast. Quite. And then, htye ruin it with the tie. The ties are always so hideous! Sometimes I feel like screaming "You don't wear a checkered tie with a pin stripe suit!" Duh! Geez, men are so stupid. And Rhianon, before you say anything about my fetish for dumb guys, I'd like to state this plainly and clearly: It's not stupid guys I'm into. It's just that, intelligence tends to complicate things. And, if you've ever noticed, it's the smart people who are the most dangerous. They are the ones who plan and scheme and deviate because they have the capacity for it. I don't object to dating someone who is as smart as I am, or smarter. I just think that intelligence shouldn't be one of the defining elements in a partner. Sure, it helps. But who would you rather date: a smart man who is witty, social, brilliantly attractive, but has certain moral flaws such as dishonesty and vanity? I'd rather have someone who can't recall the properties of magnesium, but instead remembers our anniversery. He should have common sense, but not enough as to eclipse me as a father does his child. We should be students of life together; this is an equal, reciprocal relationship, not a mentor-student connection. In other words, if either of us teaches, we should teach and learn equally.

Anyhow, that's the ideal situation. It's bedtime soon. I know this post was more serioud than usual, but I couldn't think of anything else to write about. As soon as I get a beau, juicy stories will fly your way. Well, maybe not all. But definitely some!

Oh, PS. I'm watching Grey's Anatomy right now: it's freakin ridiculous. It's so dramatic and stupid and mooshy. I've worked with my mom in her hospital, and NOTHING like the dramatics happens there. Do you realize how unprofessional these people act? REAL doctors don't go around kissing each other and sleeping around and all of this other shit. They act like high schoolers and it pisses me off. A lot. They let their personal lives take priority over their patients and work. What the hell? I don't support Grey's Anatomy. Just so you know. ;)

Monday, March 16, 2009

*Winks* Hay!

I hate it when people spell "hey" h-a-y. Hay is for horses, losers! Er... anyway, I got the ads up! It took me a few minutes (okay, like an hour) to figure out what was going on. But, I did it. One thing though, I still can't figure out how to control the content of the ads, so sometimes there's random stuff like "Tattoo Removal", but I looked at the ads a couple times and I think they are mostly based on content within the Blog. I think. Cause I saw a couple about men, then another about Obama. Should I turn the safe filter off? I was kinda worried that the blog might turn into a porn hub or something terrible, but isn't this site already sort of pornographic anyhow? Well, I kept the safe filter on just because.

Another notice: I am thinking of changing the template of the blog, cause I feel all of the stuff is crammed in the middle and there's a lot of margin space that is just being wasted. Sad, I know. There's some way to modify the template, but I don't know how because it's all hard and technical and difficult and I do not want to spend the time to learn. BORING. I'm supposed to be finishing my essay, but.... er... this is more fun! Gah, DBQ due tomorrow! I'll just, uh, do it during WASL. Homework sucks. Like a clingy guy friend, who keeps reminding you of that one time in seventh grade, when you performed certain... favors. He just won't let it go. And you so desperately want to forget. And he keeps bringing it up! And now he wants a repeat performance! What the hell?! Not that I would know what that feels like. Er... I think his name was AJ... or Alex? Anyhow, not important. *sidenote* this story is fictional. I would never post an event in my life such as this. That is all. *end sidenote*


OMG. This just in: Hannah Montana Movie in April!!!! I know I shouldn't be excited, but I am. It's like Broke Back Mountain except with a blond chick and a straight cowboy and... wait, its nothing like Broke Back Mountain! Oops... alright, spontaneous girl moment is DONE.

And to end this lovely post, I must report my daily man sighting: Track guys in shorts... gotta love it. Baseball boys with cups. Soccer guys... well, just soccer guys in general. David Beckham has to be one of the hottest men on the face of this planet. Just google pics of him, and he'll appear semi-nude, even when you would have been content with a shirtless torso. The Internet is a kind mistress. A very, very kind woman. I love the Internet. And David. Mm... David.

Oh, last note, don't you ever let a gay man tell you he doesn't like sports. Because he does. Very much so. All of those sweaty, lean men bouncing balls, scoring goals, wearing under armor. I know nothing about sports, and yet, I can enjoy a good swim meet or two. Speedos have a bad habit or not covering very much. I like bad habits. ;)

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Hey Guys...

Hi everyone.

Alright, things are about to get very serious. Incrediably serious.

Very soon, Google will start paying me for posting ads on my blog (I know, I'm selling myself to the big corporation, but it's a step up from prostitution). So, therefore, I'm going to have to start blogging with inhuman frequency so you'll come back to the site as much as possible. So, I'm going to ask the few of you who DO read my blog to add yourselves as Disciples (thanks Anna! You added yourself a long time ago!). That way, whenever I post, you'll get an email notifying you of the post! Hooray! Also, whenver you get a chance, try to advertise my blog to other people! (Albeit, people who can tolerate the content. Telling Schaef to read my blog is NOT a good idea at all.)

Alright, so that's my little spiel! (sp?) I'm going to try REALLY hard to blog alot and about different things, so here we go!

Alright, let me get one thing out of the way (and not many people are going to like this...), but what the hell is up with Obama's popularity? It's like everytime I turn around, somebody is talking about Obama, or saying nice things about Obama, or worshipping their mini-Obama shrines! Seriously, he's just a person. ONE person. If you think about it, just as many people supported BUSH at the beginning of his term. So, what if Obama turns into a giant disappointment just because of all the hype and cult-like praise he's accumulated. Just like Fable 2? Don't even get me started on Fable 2! The creator hyped the game for like three years, constantly blabbing about what a good game it was going to be... so it comes out, and I play it and I was highly, highly, HIGHLY disappointed. It was a good game; it just didn't seem that great because it didn't really live up to the expectations the guy set for it. Major points go to homosexual realtions: you could have sex with a guy... and be a guy yourself! That part, I really, really, really like. You could tell people's sexual orientation just by looking at them, and most people were bisexual. *sigh* why can't real life be like that?

Oh, have I talked about Sgt. Forge from Halo Wars? He's hot. Like, not cute, not adorable, not pretty. But hot like, f*ck-me-till-I'm-raw-hot-then-f*ck me-some-more hot. He's a man's man. I like him. Very much so.

I submitted an "I saw you" earlier and I hope that it gets in. REad the school paper and see if you can tell which one is mine! It should be kinda obvious, but you know...

I tried messing with the "Hot Guy of the Week" thing, but it wasn't working out. The pictures end up being really small and you can't see any of the good parts!

Gotta go. XBOX is calling my name... it says "Russell... Russell... hot men from across the earth want to play with you..." That's what I hear anyhow.