On a side note: VIDEO GAMES

Hello! I know, its been forever since I last blogged, but things keep getting in the way... mostly XBOX, but you know, I gotta keep my priorities straight and everthing! My life has been completely changed by Xbox live, and I have to physically restrain myself from palying when I should be doing my homework, or something as important as homework... or eating...

Anyways, online pay is really fun, but sometimes, the stuff people say (usually, it's boys. No surprise there.) is really gross and awful. And some of their gamertags (usernames) are incredibaly crude. For example:

xxxballz deepxxx: Hey, we're gonna fuck blue team up!

azZ r@pp3r6969: Yeah, we're gonna fuck the shit out of them!

ballz: I'm gonna fuck 'em so hard they'll bleed from the ass!

azZ: I'll hold 'em down and we'll take turns!

Anyways, this is just a short excerpt of the lovely rants I hear occasionally. Usually, people are nice, but then you hear people like this and its like... umm, seriously, maybe you should talk to someone about your violent sexual fantasies... maybe a doctor? Ane these are all teenage boys with their scratchy voices and gross man/boy giggles and everything. And they are completely shameless in the their use of the word "faggot". It comes up at least every other sentence. And then, when some people hear my voice over the mic, they think its funny to make fun of what a homo I am. This is a direct quote from me, while playing Halo in front of my parents:

Homophobic teenage boy: Dude, did you hear him? He's so gay!
Me: Yes, yes I am.
HTB: Dude, that means you like it up the ass!
Me: Yes, yes I do.
HTB: Gross, why do people like you even play Halo? Homos can't play video games!

(In game, I proced to kick his ass with a flamboyant and dextrous wave of a rocket launcher...)

Me: Hm. I guess that means you are the gayest person here, seeing as you came in last.
HTB: I didn't want to make you cry, faggot.
Me: Since you're so gay, can I ask you something?
HTB: Whatver, homo.
Me: You got a nice, big mouth on you, huh. Why don't you come over here and use it?
HTB:... uh... uh... *static on mic*
-Homophobic Teenage Boy left your game-
My mom: I can't believe you just said that...
My step dad: Why? The stupid kid deserved it.

I love Xbox live. Except, I will admit this: gays have a bad habit of sucking HARD at Halo. I was playing once with a guy that was REALLY gay, and he had negative points at the end of the game. And people were making fun of him, and I was like "Don't make fun of him cause he's gay; mke fun of him because he sucks!" The gay called me a traitor. I called him a n00b. So whatever.
I like playing with girls online cause when they lose, htey dont do "Oh, what the fuck! That's bullshit!" And when they win they don't say things like "I choked you with my massive cock!" or similiar obscenities. *sighs* I don't even know why I like boys. They're so stupid.

And so hot.

Oh my god, saw a cop in Target yesterday. I would've done him right then, right there. Okay, not right THERE, but you know, in his cop car... with handcuffs. Er... moving on...

Video games are so expensive. And so time consuming! It's like, "whoops, I've already played this game for fourteen hours and I got it yesterday..."

I tried to think of more hot video game guys, but I can't seem to think of any I haven't mentioned... have I mentioned the Prince of Persia? Geez, what a babe! All tan and golden and yummy and manly... mm... Axel from Final fantasy... mm, what a man! He's all buff and rugged and bad ass. He's a bad guy, but who cares? He's hot! And Carth Onasi from KOTOR! Mm... his voice actor sounds so hot. And he's all emotionally distraught because he lost his wife... that's the best time to strike you know, when they're sad and vulnerable! I mean, never take advantage of people! It's "wrong"! *cough*

Anyways, going to REAL men... bah, I have no time for real men! they have stoic emotions and are diffucult to figure out! I like video games... I can play with them however I want!