Wednesday, December 3, 2008

On the Topic of... Well, Men of course!

Okay, so I never wrote that oneshor, but i did one better: I'm finishing my 1984 fanfic, which you can read at this link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4312775/1/Memories_Are_Not_Forever

Anyways, its rated "M" (like this blog!) so readers beware! It's good, and I'm adding several chapters. I'm done with chapter four, so that should go up soon. Also, added a new poll to this site. Check it out!

I 'heart' O'Brien! he's such a vicious bastard! Well, not in my story... Also, I found this HILARIOUS madtv parody for Jewel (you know, the singer?). Just search "Mad TV Prostitution". (Don't worry, its only slighly in appropriate) Don't get scared of the name. It's funny. Check it out.

Is it just me, or does it seem like hot guys have an affinity for being assholes? Granted, that's not true in all cases (well... men have a bad habit of being full of themselves...), but really, everytime I see a cute guy, one of my friends leans over and whispers "Don't like him, he's a dick!" Dicks I like. But not the figurative kind. I'm really excited to get back into writing. I havent' written anything for a long time, and I was wondering why life was sucking so hard right now. The it came to me: I haven't written for like three weeks! So, I have a good story idea, about how this angel (male, of course. I know, angels don't have genitals, but this one does because he's God's... "favorite".) falls in love with a mortal being. I can just imagine some of the dialogue. Here's a taste of what it's like talking to God.

Angel: *nervously* So... I, uh, need to say something...
God: Hm? Go ahead.
A: I think... I think I've fallen in love.
G: *frowns* What do you mean?
A: I don't know... *makes stupid-dreamy face* I just can't stop thinking about him...
G: What!? HIM?! Are you crazy?!
A: See, I knew you'd do this.....
G: *angry face* You aren't supposed to meddle in the affairs of humanity!
A: I know... but he looked so cute... and vulnerable...
G: *gasps* You didn't do 'that' with him... did you?
A: *flips hand* No! Of course not!
G: *stares at Angel* I know everything. Don't try to lie to me.
A: *sighs* Well... maybe a little... my eyes were closed! And... he was kinda drunk... and he doesn't remember... so it really doesn't count...
G: YES IT DOES! *pouts* I thought... I thought 'we' had something special...
A: Well, you're not exactly a physical entity...
G: *throws up hands * Oh, I see, it's all 'physical' with you young angels!
A: No! Well, I mean... gah, stupid knowing everything...
G: Personal feelings aside *and there are ALOT of those* you directly disobeyed me. Now, it is time for your punishment.
A: *backs away* Why... um, why are you looking at me like that?
G: *cackles* This is the perfect... CHANGE! *lighting flies from hands*
A: NOOOOOOO!!!! *dust clears, Angel looks down*
G:Mwahahaha...
A: WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?! *rips off pants* THIS ISN"T WHAT I WAS MADE WITH!
G: Well, you wanted to be with him. *grins acidly* So I made it possible. Go now, with my blessing, and my transgender gift. *giggles*
A: I want to be with him as a MAN... *sniffs*
G: Not allowed. And that's what you get. This is better that last time though.
A: Last time?
G: Yeah. I doomed my last boyfriend to be the Prince of Evil. You know, Satin.
A: You dated Satin?
G: *shrugs* For a little while.
A: Geez, if I had known that, I wouldn't have gotten involved...
G: *fire explodes in background* WHAT?!
A: Ah... nothing... goodbye now... *runs away*
G: You're still me bitch, whether yu know it or not.

That;s it. I'm tired now, so goodnight...

3 comments:

Rhiannon said...

Okay, the God dialogue was pretty hilarious. I think there needs to be an allusion to Tiereseus too. And even though I just horribly massacred the spelling on that guy's name, I still feel entitled to inform you that the guy in Hell's name is SATAN. Not "satin." That's a kind of fabric. I'm glad you posted, though. But that poll on the side..wtf? Where's Arkady Ivanovitch Svidrigailov? Hmm? And Harry Potter, and James (senior) and Sirius? *puts hand on hip* Well?

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