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Alright guys I know I said that I would post sooner this week, and I know that I haven't... so I'll TRY to do it this week on one of the final days cause they're all like hald days and what not... so I will attempt to do that. I have LOTS to talk about, I just can't find the motivation to get online and do stuff, cause I'm sorta tryiong to do all of my homework and stuff. WEll, I could post this thing I'm doing for English. WE were supposed to make an "ad Absurdum" arguement for Enlgish, so I wrote a sort of twisted Adam/Eve crossover to Romeo and Juliet, except things don't really work out the way you think its going to... here it is!

Two young teenagers sat silently in a dim café, watching the melancholy moon rise into the twilight sky. There was a girl and a boy, both with downcast expressions and wistful eyes. At frequent intervals, they would glance towards one another, and then quickly divert their gazes, as if they suddenly found a crack on the wall or some gum on the floor inexplicably interesting. The girl delicately lifted a small cup to her pursed lips and sipped quietly at her coffee, then just as gently replaced the cup to its original position. She cleared her throat,
“Hey Adam.” The boy looked up at her. “This really sucks. I thought we went so well together…” she said. Her voice was almost inaudible despite the unnerving quiet. The boy nodded in agreement,
“Yeah, me too,” he said. “But Eve… no one wants us to be together…” he added. “My parents don’t want us hanging out anymore. They said that you’re a bad influence on me.” Eve smiled sadly,
“That’s what my parents told me. I guess I should thank them, though. They’ve kept our relationship a total secret.” She said.
“Mine too. They’ve kept it real hushed up.” Adam sighed and was silent for a moment. Then he said “But it’s not just them. All of my friends say the same kinda stuff. My best friend told me that you’re ‘bad candy’ or something like that.”
“I got that too. They all told me that you’re no good, and that I can do so much better and that I shouldn’t settle for someone like you.” She drew a deep breath, and then continued speaking, “Maybe they’re right.” She looked into Adam’s eyes for a moment, and then closed her eyes. “Maybe we just don’t belong together.” Adam reached to take her hand, and then recoiled.
“Yeah… Since everyone else thinks so, maybe we shouldn’t be together.” He said ruefully. “But at least we had some good times together.” He broke into a grin, and Eve smiled back.
“Yes. Old Lady Hilda’s pumpkin patch will never be the same…” she laughed.
“Or that photo booth in the mall. I almost feel bad for what we did in there.” Adam sighed again. “But that was then. It’s time for us to move on…” He stood up, and Eve rose as well. Together, they moved towards the exit, but paused momentously at the door.
“I’ll miss you…” Adam whispered.
“Me too…” Eve whispered back. They embraced for a long minute. As they pulled apart, a tall man who had been sitting at a table on the opposite side of the café approached them.
“Excuse me, but I couldn’t but help overhearing your conversation.” He said politely. “Am I correct in thinking that you two are thinking of separating?” Adam shrugged noncommittally,
“Yeah, I guess.” He said stoically.
“And pardon me for prying, but why would you do that? You two obviously have an affinity for one another.” Eve traced a small circle on the floor with the toe of her shoe,
“Well, no one else thinks we should be together…” She said shyly. The stranger threw his hands up,
“Ah, but who cares what others say!” he exclaimed, “What does the opinion of others matter to you? If destiny has led you to one another, who is to say you don’t belong together?” he smiled kindly and nodded. Eve shook her head,
“I don’t know…” she hesitated, “Everyone else says we shouldn’t be around each other anymore…”
“Hey, but maybe this stranger is right!” Adam interjected, “The only real thing that matters is how WE feel about each other!” Eve locked eyes with Adam,
“You really think so?” she asked. The stranger laughed good-naturedly,
“I don’t know. That’s up to you.” He said to Eve. She looked at the stranger, then at Adam and thought for a moment. Then, she smiled,
“I want to be with Adam. He’s the only one who understands me.” Adam beamed and embraced Eve tightly.
“Thanks, stranger!” he said jovially, “Thanks for opening my eyes. Come on Eve, let’s go.” Eve nodded and glanced at the stranger.
“Thank you, sir.” She said demurely. The pair left and the stranger returned to his table with a contented sigh.

About ten minutes after the departure of Adam and Eve, the café’s owner steps through the door. He looked to spot where Adam and Eve had resided and jerked his head towards the stranger.
“Good. About time those kids split up. They were no good together.” He grunted. The stranger smiled,
“Oh, those two? They left together.” The storeowner’s eyes widened,
“WHAT?!” he almost screamed, “But they were so close to breaking up!” He saw the grin on the stranger’s face and his eyes narrowed, “What did you do?” he growled threateningly. The stranger shrugged nonchalantly,
“Oh, I just gave them some helpful advice. It’s such a shame that everyone here was discouraging their little love affair…” The storeowner broke out into harsh laughter,
“Love affair?” he chuckled, “You thought those two were in love? They were criminals! Apart, they were just good, normal kids. But put them together, and man… it’s just asking for trouble.” The stranger’s face fell completely,
“Cr-criminals? But… but I thought…” he stuttered.
“Yeah, they were trouble makers. Took all of Hilda’s pumpkins and lit a huge bon fire in the middle of her garden and roasted them all.” The storeowner said.
“WHAT?!” The stranger cried out.
“Yep. And there was a photo booth that they vandalized pretty bad too. There was a whole slew of things those kids did…” The storeowner shook his head and faced the stranger,
“And this one time…” he started, but the stranger had already left, dashing towards a ruddy glow emanating from the center of town.

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Yo Comments Are Whack!

Oh my god, this is so cool! Finally someone speaks out against crap comments! I hate it when people write stupid shit on YouTube, and I'm like, "If you're gonna call me a 'faggot', at least spell it correctly! I see so many people who spell it 'fagot' and I'm like, at least I'm not a illiterate douche bag like you!

Oh, and Rhiannon, I don't know what your friends are talking about, but the Sailor Moon I watch definitely doesnt't have porn.

My fave part of this video was at 1:45! The girl's face is so funny!
"Every other word is *bleep!* baby, or *bleep bleep!*" Loved this.

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Alright, two new posts, two new polls, so make sure you see everything!!

I worked late and hard (like all men should... ermh...) on this so you better like it! Comment, or at least talk to me at school about it!

Lyrical

Here's a poem, cause I haven't penned any for a while

Unseen, unknown, you hide your heart
Placed it deep inside the dark
Resisting Cupid's loving sting
Afraid of what it might bring

"Love" you scoff, "And what more
Will I have to suffer for?
Love and pain and hurt and hate?
That is what I must abate?"

But I cry out, "'Tis not true!
Love is not that ghastly hue
You have colored it to be
It lets you grow! It sets you free!

Tis a wondorus oath between good friends
No fight or tear love cannot mend!
If you let it take your heart
Joy and peace are not far off!"

You glare at me with disdain
"Is it worth all that pain?
Of poisoned words and tainted lies
To suffer and hurt then bid good-bye?"

I reply, with great haste
"This one life, do not waste!
Tis better to have love and lost
Then to curse your tombstone's frost!"

Your lip curls, in disgust
"Why do you make all of this fuss?
What do you care if I'm alone
Till I'm buried 'neath the stone?"

I smile at you, depsite your words
"Because, pretender, you haven't heard
A single word that I have said
Your mind's awake but your ears are dead!

I love you, you foolish man!
See this ring upon my hand?
We took an oath to be true
And for forever, I'll love you."

In silent shock you gaze upon
Your own ring you thought gone
And with a guilty smile on your face
You take me in with full embrace.

"I thought wrong" I heard you speak
The words themselves, they left me weak
"That's okay..." I whispered close.
More beautiful we were than dancing prose.

That's that. It took me like thirty minutes, give or take five. It's good. I think I'll print a copy and keep it with me...

Back to 2009

I haven't written in such a long time. It's actually sort of pathetic the way I abuse my online privliges. Watching youtube vids instead of posting here... mainly Sailor Moon. Which I absolutely LOVE by the way. If you don't know what Sailor Moon is, Google it or go to Wikipedia or something. You don't know what you're missing.

I should be finishing my chem lab report right now, but I'll do that later. I was thinking about posting a pic of me with my new undies (and just my undies...) but common sense kicked in *cough Julia cough* and I decided semi-nude photos on the web was just a bad idea. I mean, unless you guys really wanna see it. ;)

You know who's cute? Jory. He's in my chem class. He's so quiet and reserved... it's kinda sexy. Daniel, too. Ermh... anyways. Digressing. I got a game over break called Mass Effect. I really like it, it's an RPG that lets you make decisions and fall in love, but a very little, itsy bitsy thing that bothers me. YOU CAN'T HAVE A MALE CHARACTER AND HAVE A MALE LOVE INTEREST! Simply, you can't be gay. Well, that's not entirely true. If you make a woman, then you can, which is totally unfair. There's this alien, and "it's name is Liara. It's race, the Asari, is "non-gendered" and can mate with any gender and with any species to make babies. Thing is, they are so totally women! Their life stages are: Maiden, somehting I can't rememver, and MAtriarch. Those are definteyl female. And she has boobies! BREASTS!! They have female voice actors and they are have girly names. They are female. But, if you make a female character, you can have hot lesbian alien sex with Liara, but if you make a dude, you can't buttf*ck Lt. Kaiden, a man! (granted, he's sorta ugly, but the game's set in space and there's only so many men on one space ship. Actually, I wouldn't mind boning Joker, the pilot. Except he has a disease that makes his bones really brittle, and the sound of breaking bones really isn;t that sexy. Well, maybe for some people... but pain isn't sexy. At all. Well, maybe a little bit... Ermh... anywyas...) Another game I rented was Gears of War 2, and I fell in love with Benjamin Carmine. In Gears 1, I was hot for his older brother, Anthony, but then he got his head shot off. It was ugly. But anyways, the CArmine brothers... mmm.... Benjamin is the youngest of four brothers, and I thnk they're gonna put another bro in Gears 3. Anywyas, Benjamin is really attractive and my personal fave so far. He's tall and strong, and goofy and kinda clumsy, but that just makes me want to hug him (and in the process, feel all of those yummy, taut muscles underneath that skin-tight uniform which outline every little detail, including his... OMG I was literally drooling.) Um, um, anyways, he's cute. His voice actor did a good job of portraying his boyishness. If he was a person... I would... well, I don't think we need to illustrate that more that necassary... he's just so... mm... provokes a growling, groaning sound from the back of my throat.

Anyways, on a heterosexual tangent, in the same game was a guy named Dominic, who is searching for his wife (I know, lame right? JK! Well... kinda.) Anyways, he spends forever looking for her because she might still be alive. But when Dom and friends finally find her, she's been wasted away to almost nothing. She's still alive, but she doesn't even look human anymore. And Dom hugs her and starts crying and says "Maria! I don't care what you look like, I just want to hear your voice again!" She just stares at him with vacant eyes: she's dead on the inside. Then he hugs her and whispers, "I love you so much Maria... I just want you to know that I love you..." She just sways in the his arms and he starts sobbing. I literally started crying. I've never cried at a video game before, even when Colette lost her soul in Tales of Symphonia (whoa, different game, different story...). It was just so sad, and he had dedicated his life to finding MAria because he loved her so much, and when he finally found her, she was soul-less. His love was just so overwhelming, and I was like, "That's the kind of man I need: someone who will love me no matter what." I was so sad. It was absolutely tragic. Tragic...

Back to REAL men, do you guys think there is a sure way to tell if a guy is gay? (I mean, other then walking in on bonegrinding man-on-man intercourse...) Cause, sometimes, I just can't tell. I know I've alreadyposted somehting like this but, I'm curious... Anyways, here's a list of people I think are attractive: actually, that's a bad idea. Nevermind.

Why aren't there more gays at our school? It's ridiculous! this is Oly High! The doors should be bustin' with homos! I mean there are a couple, but they are all so... fem. I need a masculine gay. I mean, he doesn't have to own a gun, smoke, and ride a HArley, but a gay who doesn't flip his wrist and dress in drag would be nice. I know, I'm sorta fem, but I'm not the girliest gay in the world. On a scale of one to ten, one being Chuck Norris and ten being Mrs. Jay, I think I'm a six or five. I'm, not "He-Man", but I also don't wear lip gloss.

Wow this is way long. Alright, time for homwork I guess... WEll, maybe I could watch some Sailor Moon... just a couple episodes....